Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie in the mail today .
Quit slamming the screen door when you go out !
Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.
Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.
Wash your feet before you go to bed, you've been playing outside all day barefooted.
Why can't you remember to roll up your britches legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up.
You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.
Don't you go outside with your school clothes on!
Go comb your hair, it looks like the rats have nested in it all night.
Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.
Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!
There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 gallons of gas when you go to town.
Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot.
I hope these remembrances have made you laugh, or perhaps they've brought back warm memories you haven't thought of in a while.
Now there's a couple more things I want to list that you also don't hear anymore, and they don't bring a smile to my face... that's the Pledge of Allegiance and prayer in our public schools.
Some changes are for the good of the people, and some are just unfortunate.
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